LTHTT

Main Entry: LTHTT
Variant(s): or lthtt
Function: abbreviation

laughing too hard to type; laughed too hard to type

person: How do you wake up Lady GaGa?
human: I dunno.
person: You poke-her-face.
human: ...LTHTT...

Duff

A cocktail consisting of equal parts Cynar, Campari, and gin with a splash of soda and an orange twist.

"Hey bartender, I'd like a drink that's neither too sweet not too bitter."
" How about a Duff?"
"Perfect!"