chicken my emo

Checking my e-mail, usually said when intoxicated.

A. "Did you have fun at the bar?"
B. "Leave me alone, I'm chicken my emo."
A. "What?"
B. "bleccch.....ewwww. I think I drank too much."

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wayninator

any form of breve or latte containing an undisclosed but excessive amount of espresso. typically established by tired persons named wayne with close relationships to baristas willing to automatically make the drink upon sight of said wayne. not to be consumed by the average coffee drinker.

"Hey Wayne, what kind of drink is that, and how many shots are in it?" "It's the Wayninator! I just walk in, say I need some caffeine, and they hand it to me. I don't know what's in it, wanna taste it?" "Ummm, no."

toddler

Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.

"Do you think you'll have more children?" "Well, even if I survive my two toddlers, FUCK No!" (Did I just say that out loud?) "Chloe, don't repeat that at grandma's!"

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