Dicknanigans

Shenanigans of the dick variety. Dicknanigans include dressing up ones penis or playing with one's in an amusing way.

-Bitch 1: "Did you have sex with Tom last night?"
-Bitch 2: "No, he wouldn't stop the dicknanigans and flinging his cock around."

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Tone and Bone

A post workout (tone) sexual intercourse (bone). This is also a category of pornography. Due to the blood pressure rising and swelling of muscles from the workout, the following act of sex is widely found more pleasurable than a bone with no tone.

Man 1: Dude, I'm so pumped after lifting. Only if there was a chick around to bone!
Man 2: Yeah, that would really complete your tone and bone!

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