baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven

Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"

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Dickscrolling

When two or more bitches share many dicks via one phone on websites such as reddit, tumblr, or other various cocksites.

*Giggle giggle* "DDDDAAAAYYUUUUM!"
"Whats them bitches doin over thur on that phone?"
"Man dem hoes be dickscrolling err night. They be lookin at dicks from every continent."

Cockstalking

Becoming obsessed with looking a pictures of penises to the point that you can pick any random guy on the street and guess his cocksize to the centimeter.

"Iv got enough cockstalking under my belt to know hes got nothing under his!"

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