Fly

The stupid little worthless flying bug that lands on your window and has a fucking seizure on it and when the curtains are pulled away, the stupid little thing still cant find a way out and doesn't go away.

Fly 1: OH MA GAWD I CANT GET OUT!!!!! *has seizure*
Fly 2: Window is wide open dumb-ass!!!
Fly 1: Oh, ok.... *doesn't go away.*
Fly swatter: HA YOU STUPID THING! *smacks the hell outta the fly*

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