Me

you

me is you

Alex

Hey, look! You just found a definition of female Alex on Urban Dictionary! For Alex, it's not Alexa! Not Alexis! She goes by Alex and Alex only. She will get extremely mad at anyone who asks "isn't that a boys name?" and can get a little in their face. She seems tough, but actually has a soft and sweet side. She will make sacrifices for her friends and family. Dating an Alex can turn out an emotional adventure! She can have big ideas and will do her best to execute plans.

Girl 1: Hey, is that the new girl?
Girl 2: Yeah, her name's like Alexis or something.
Alex: IT'S ALEX! NOT ALEXIS!

Guinea pig

The root of all evil

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...

Ma'am

tHiS iS a WeNdY's

Wendy: E
Shrek: E
Ma'am: E

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Love

See " Shrek ".

Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT SHREK IS LOVE
Donkey: E
Lord Farquaad: *Jealous noises*
Shrek: You forgot life.
Donkey: *simp*
Lord Farquaad: *Dies of jealousy*
Fiona: E
Shrek: E
Donkey: E
Lord Fartquaad: E
Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME E!

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Carl Jr's

Bruh it's still Carl's Jr, not Carl Jr's, yet no one knows why.

Carl Jr: I'm not naming my restaurant chain CARL JR'S like I should, but Carl's Jr should work splendidly!
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.

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