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Held on the Second Monday of October in Canada, the Canadian Thanksgiving is one of the few days where we get to lay off our usual diet of Maple Syrup and Poutine in favor of Turkey and Stuffing.
Thanksgiving in Canada is quite interesting, because rather than each household being snowed in individually like the rest of the year, our entire family tree rides their polar bears to a select household's igloo. We then talk about the Leaf's game while sipping on a nice, cold Alpine beer.
Canadian: So, this Thanksgiving we rode our polar bears-
American: Wait, the f***? it's only October, dude.
Canadian: You dumbo!! It's the Canadian Thanksgiving!
1. A donkey.
2. An adjective typically used as an insult.
3. Butt; Bottom; Bum; Arse
1. "Asses are like so gross. Why does anyone farm them?"
2. "He's such an ass, I hope he dies in a fire!"
3. "Damn, boiiiii! Look at dat ass!"
A slang term used by criminals in Video Games like Grand Theft Auto 5 to describe a Police or other Law Enforcement helicopter. Similar to Chopper and Ghetto Bird
Michael: "Franklin, take out the bird!"
Franklin: "I can't, dawg - I'm tryna pop these pigs"
A province full of potatoes and hornets. Make sure you keep your window down, especially in the spring and summer. Only attractions are potato crop fields and possibly the oldest population of every province. If you are looking to retire then you'd fit in here.
Person from Prince Edward Island: I was driving down to the market to get me daily bag of potatos, when a hornet flew right the way into me car. The little bugger damn near stung me, and me daughter was scared like she sawn a ghost.
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1) The state of being of the given subject.
2) In some states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person in need, usually by the money stealers.
3) In other states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person that wants it, also usually by the money stealers.
The welfare systems in some states and provinces makes it difficult to define the word "Welfare", because most of the people using them are bums. It's not that they can't work, it's that they see welfare as a better alternative, sometimes partly because the jobs they are capable of doing don't pay as much as the welfare cheques do.
Canadian resident # 15568079: Our government here in New Brunswick, Canada is practically giving out money to idiots. We should start a petition to stop the government from wasting money on welfare.
Canadian resident # 20568930: But don't they steal our money, anyway? It should at least go to-
Canadian resident # 15568079: We can start a petition for that, too!
1. To have botched something up beyond repair.
2. When something is botched up beyond repair.
Sentences for definition 1
1 - "Dude, my dad borked the goddamn coffee maker again."
2 - "I've really borked my chances with her now. My words flowed out uncensored and ended up having a Freudian slip. I'm really sad I can never penetrate her."
Examples for definition 2
1 - "My grades are borked. There's not way I'm getting through grade 11 with a 35 in math and English."
A cute, affectionate nickname for a best friend, a girl. She's a vegan, and she loves messaging to you. You don't like each other in 'that way' but everyone else thinks you do. She's always ready to message, even when she's busy half way across the country. She's waiting to return from vaca in Ontario, and when she does be ready to be destroyed in Mario Kart.
Me: Hey Smalls, I can't wait to play Mario Kart with you!
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