zaddy patty

zaddy patty (patrick wilson)
is the most sexiest, hottest man alive.
zaddy, used as an antonym for “daddy”
when people say this, they’d let him smash.

damn, zaddy patty could hit any day of the week
i’d fs smash zaddy patty

chuck steinberg

one of the main characters in the netflix film “Scary Storied to Tell in the Dark.” Younger brother of Ruth Steinberg, best friend of Stella Nicholls, friend of Ramón Morales, and definitely Auggie Hilderbrandts lover. (you cant change my mind.)

person 1: omgg, i ship chuck steinberg and auggie so much!
person 2: yeah, they’re gay asf