Bert

Any random old guy you see on the street, especially a weird-looking/badly behaved one. Often used together with descriptors such as "beer gut Bert", "ugly sweater Bert" and "angry Bert".

Dirty Bert over there just grabbed a boob!

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Sprum

A polite way to say "sperm" in front of people who are offended by such words.

Let's all go to the sprum bank and get knocked up!

old scrotey

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

Nom Disc

A pizza. Called such for its delicious taste and disc shape.

There's a party going on at my place tonight, we're having nom disc and drinks.

Zoop

1. Soup, as in the stuff you drink from a bowl.
2. A sound made by people when excited, or the sound of laser beams firing.

Today is Wednesday, today is Wednesday, Wednesday, zoooop! (From Today is Monday by Eric Carle)

Oh yeah, I got paid today, ZOOP!!!!

Shoob

A fluffy, cloud-like dog such as a Samoyed.

I saw a really cute shoob at the park!

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Gorp

Onomatopoeic word for a loud, deep burp.

Don't drink too much soda if you don't want to gorp.

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