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Blop

When a dog forgets to put its tongue back in its mouth, causing the tip to stick out. Same thing as blep in cats.

Mocha is asleep on the couch with a blop hanging out of her mouth.

by meowlnir June 29, 2016

85πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Blorple

An excessively large or obese animal or person. See also: absolute unit

My cat is the biggest blorple.

by meowlnir July 20, 2018

17πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Shirtless Bob

That one crazy dude in every neighbourhood who is almost exclusively seen without his shirt. Either ridiculously skinny due to too much exercise, or overweight due to too much alcohol. Best avoided by kids so they do not end up scarred for life.

Shirtless Bob's walking past the house again... lock the windows!

by meowlnir July 2, 2016

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Teasticles

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

by meowlnir June 28, 2016


Tranny Granny

When your grandpa puts on your grandma's clothes and crossdresses.

What's up with Pop lately? He can't stop doing the tranny granny.

by meowlnir February 3, 2016

17πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cocklett

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.

He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.

by meowlnir July 19, 2014

21πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


mlomlep

A licking motion of the tongue similar to mlem or blep. Usually done by animals, particularly cats and dogs, and to catch a mlomlep on camera is a rare moment.

My cat just mlomlep'd in the cutest way.

by meowlnir August 25, 2018