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flushed abortion

The act of masterbation and releasing your nut into a toliet and flushing your seamen down the drain

Dude 1: yo why were you in the bathroom so long
Dude 2: sorry bro, I had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies
Dude 1: true that bro

by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015

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Smoke screener

A person that distract you from your hit on the bong with a stupid story so they can take multiple hits of the bong and then allows you to take a cashed hit

Our friend Aussie is a smoke screener , he never takes just one hit he always makes up a story so he distracts us so he can smoke more then one hit

by meowsierz777 March 31, 2017


false period

The act in witch a female lies about her period to avoid sexual intercourse

Guy:Babe we should bang!
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago

by meowsierz777 May 4, 2015


coin collector

A female that has or had sex with everyone in the friend group

Guy1: dude she is definitely a coin collector, she did it with max and Ryan
Guy2: she also did it with Victor too.
Guy1: she's been with all of us she is a coin collector

by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015

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Swollen lobster

It's the reaction caused by slapping the vagina causing it to puff up and turning it red

Yo bro !! I just slapped this girl's pus so hard I gave her a swollen lobster

by meowsierz777 February 2, 2018

2👍 1👎


socket rocket

The fetish in when an individual has the urge to stick there penis in an electrical socket for pleaser

Dammit!!! The power is out! The only way I can socket rocket is to go to my grandmother's house who still had power

by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015

7👍 1👎


ass belch

When your fart gets pocketed between your ass checks and releases moments later

Dude 1: bro did you fart?
Dude 2: I did moments ago, my ass belched . my fart just pocketed between me legs , sorry bro
Dude 1: its cool I ass belch allot

by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015

1👍 3👎