A person that distract you from your hit on the bong with a stupid story so they can take multiple hits of the bong and then allows you to take a cashed hit
Our friend Aussie is a smoke screener , he never takes just one hit he always makes up a story so he distracts us so he can smoke more then one hit
The act of masterbation and releasing your nut into a toliet and flushing your seamen down the drain
Dude 1: yo why were you in the bathroom so long
Dude 2: sorry bro, I had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies
Dude 1: true that bro
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The act in witch a female lies about her period to avoid sexual intercourse
Guy:Babe we should bang!
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago
A female that has or had sex with everyone in the friend group
Guy1: dude she is definitely a coin collector, she did it with max and Ryan
Guy2: she also did it with Victor too.
Guy1: she's been with all of us she is a coin collector
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The fetish in when an individual has the urge to stick there penis in an electrical socket for pleaser
Dammit!!! The power is out! The only way I can socket rocket is to go to my grandmother's house who still had power
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When your fart gets pocketed between your ass checks and releases moments later
Dude 1: bro did you fart?
Dude 2: I did moments ago, my ass belched . my fart just pocketed between me legs , sorry bro
Dude 1: its cool I ass belch allot
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It's the reaction caused by slapping the vagina causing it to puff up and turning it red
Yo bro !! I just slapped this girl's pus so hard I gave her a swollen lobster
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