VAMPY

Verbally and Mathematically Precocious Youth -- a summer camp hosted by Western Kentucky University for middle and high schoolers which focuses on academics. Often renamed by campers to Viscious and Maliciously Psychotic Youth or Vampires, Axe Murderers, Pyros, and Yuppies.

Hey, didn't that kid go to VAMPY?

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jellyboarding

A form of torture or "enhanced interrogation technique" specifically designed for use against Gummi Bears. Jellyboarding simulates the feeling of drowning. In corn syrup.

"Grammi said she was thinking about jellyboarding us if we don't tell here where we hid the gummiberry juice!"

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