Captain Cuck

A LOSER NERD with a good paycheck but absolutely no game whatsoever frequents a strip club, falls in love and ends up marrying a stripper who later traps him with child then gets super fat and unfuckable. This loser nerd stays in the marriage to avoid paying alimony but the fat ex stripper gets a new boyfriend who moves in and the pathetic loser nerd pays for everything.

Jalisco, a mild mannered banquet captain by day, but by night he becomes

CAPTAIN CUCK!!!!
Able to hear loud screams and moans in a single sigh
Able to hold his knees tight to his chest as he cries himself to sleep every night

Jalisco

A fool who has become a laughing stock amongst his peers because of his personal life

When Captain Cuck realized that he was the catalyst of awkward sideglances, muffled snickers and subtle cajoling, realized much to his chagrin the he would now and forever be
THE JALISCO, as a single tear rolled down his cheek.