HGTD

Homo-gay Thread Delete. When a person makes a post on an internet forum or social media which makes them look like a complete idiot, then deletes the comments/thread in an attempt to erase any trace of their idiocy. The act of deleting the post is known as a "Homo Gay Thread Delete", and the person doing it is known as a "Homo Gay Thread Deletor". In both instances, HGTD is used accordingly. HGTD'ed is the past tense use of the term "Homo Gay Thread Deleted".

Mikey posted that he loves putting things in his butt, then went back like a little biatch and HGTD'ed the entire thread. Don't be a HGTD!

IOR belt buckle

When a man stretches his balls up above the waistline of his pants, and lays them over the fly, forming a belt buckle of ball sack. Normally, the wearer of the IOR belt buckle will hide it with his shirt, go up to unsuspecting people, ask " check out my new belt buckle", and surprise them with testicular goodness. This maneuver is more easily accomplished with older men, as their scrotums are usually saggy and more pliable. Younger men can perform this, but it takes much stretching and conditioning to accomplish, which they may regret later in life.

Aaron made Brandy horny when he showed her the IOR belt buckle; turns out that Brandy is a huge ball lover.

cluck

a drug addict who doesn't possess the monetary means to support their habit. A "cluck" will often try to scrounge drugs, or small amounts of money to buy drugs, from anyone they know. When they engage in this behavior, the resemble chickens that cluck, peck, and scratch for any morsel of food they can find.

That sorry-ass cluck tried to borrow the change out of the ashtray in my car so he can get high.

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Ben Dover

Description of a guy who is constantly getting screwed over. Whether its by the system, an ex-wife, his boss, or other people; everyone is trying to get a piece of Ben Dover's ass.

Did you see how much alimony that woman is getting! Alex should change his name to Ben Dover.