Confuzzled-ness

The act, art, or state of being that involves being so utterly confused that you have no idea which way is up...or what in the fuck is even going on.

Erica: That color is more green to the point of being yellow.

Jeramie: What in the fuck are you talking about?

Erica: Just go with it...Deal with my confuzzled-ness.

Jeramie: That made not one fucking bit of sense.

*Erica smiles*

cock poacher

Another term used to describe a person who prevents a man from initiating intercourse with another....Effectively shooting the cock like a poacher in the African Sahara. Also see cock blocker

"Big John is acting like a real cock poacher tonight."

"Janet's friend is such a bitch. I have been trying to fuck her forever and that girl is a real cock poacher."

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