Bieber condoms

a special type of condom, used by JB himself, coming in one flavor, and one flavor only: Sour Patch

Justin: wooooo-eeee!! Gotta love 'dem Bieber condoms!!
Girl: YUMMY! *salivates*

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blush crap

the stuff that flows to your cheeks when you're suddenly embarrassed. for all you idiots out there, see blood

ordinary girl: *walks around corner*

hot guy: hey girl.

ordinary girl: *blushes*

hot guy: oh, you're turning kinda red... is it cause i'm hott?

ordinary girl: *runs*

damn blush crap.

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