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rollerblading

A gay ass alternative to skateboarding. a.k.a fruitbooting. pussies that try to skateboard, and realize that its too hard convert to fruitbooting.

fruitbooter: wow look at me, i can jump so high with my blades on!!!

me: theyre attached to your fuckin feet, you idiot

fruitbooter: (starts crying) leave me alone.

by metallilbanger April 3, 2005

92πŸ‘ 297πŸ‘Ž


cops

fuckin nazis. fatass pigs. fascist douches. fuckin glutons.think they have so much authority, but they aint shit. try to intimidate you into thinking that they have more power than you. fatheads. think they can do whatever they want. their ego's are almost as big as their fat asses. corrupt bitch ass motherfuckers. worthless hypocrite pieces of shit. most of them commit more crimes than the people they arrest. cant find anything better to do than arrest people for jaywalking, or skateboarding, or driving while black.

i wish i could try to have some fun, but its illegal. if i try to do something i could get arrested for it. like skateboarding, thats such a terrible crime!

by metallilbanger April 3, 2005

95πŸ‘ 132πŸ‘Ž


angel of death

josef mengele, a sick twisted nazi motherfucker. the dude that did all the sick experiments on jews at the death camp in auschwitz. he would peel their skin off to see how long they could live. he would sew two people together. put them in chambers and gas them. burn them. cut the top of their head off and put chemicals in their brains, or take parts of their brains out, and tons of other sick shit that i cant even imagine. also a fuckin awesome slayer song. listen to it motherfuckers!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!auschwitz, the meaning of pain
the way that i want you to die
slow death, immense decay
showers that cleanse you of your life
forced in, like cattle you run
stripped of your lifes worth
human mice for the angel of death
four hundred thousand more to die
angel of death
monarch to the kingdom of the dead
sadistic, surgeon of demise
sadist of the noblest blood
destroying, without mercy
to benefit the aryan race
surgery, with no anesthesia
feel the knife pierce you intensely
inferior, no use to mankind
strapped down, screaming out to die
angel of death
monarch to the kingdom of the dead
infamous butcher
angel of death
pumped with fluid, inside your brain
pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
burning flesh drips away
test of heat burns your skin
your mind starts to boil
frigid cold, cracks your limbs
how long can you last in this frozen water burial?
sewn together, joining heads
just a matter time till you rip yourselves apart
millions laid out in their crowded tombs
sickening ways to achieve the holocaust
seas of blood, bury life
smell you death as it burns deep inside of you
abacinate, eyes that bleed
praying for the end of your wide awake nightmare
wings of pain reach out for you
his face of death staring down,
your bloods running cold
injecting cells, dying eyes
feeding off the screams of the mutants he's creating
pathetic harmless victims left to die
rancid angel of death flying free
angel of death
monarch to the kingdom of the dead
infamous butcher
angel of death
angel of death
- SLAYER

by metallilbanger April 5, 2005

363πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


killswitch engage

the best metal band of this era. kick fucking ass. awesome lyrics, sick riffs, and great tone. these days their arent alot of good bands, but killswitch definately fuckin rules.
ROCK ON BITCHES!!!!!!!!

person 1: hey man, what are you listening to?

person 2: the killers!!!!

person 1: fuck that gay ass shit, listen to some killswitch, you fuckin pansy.

by metallilbanger April 3, 2005

431πŸ‘ 209πŸ‘Ž


pacific sunwear

fuckin poser store. real skaters/biker/surfers, or whatever dont even shop there. they go to thier local skate/bike shop. thats where poser ass preps shop. that store sucks. and its too expensive.

poser: look at this cool element shirt i got

Me: do you even skate board?

poser: no, why?

Me: fuckin poser.

by metallilbanger April 3, 2005

48πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


jamestown high school

jamestown (NY)high school is a big piece of god damn shit. unfortunately i am a student there.

i hate school, especially since i have to go to the shittiest one on earth.

by metallilbanger April 5, 2005

35πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


fitty cent

a rapper that wishes his record were worth fifty cents. rap sucks

Me: your dumbass paid twenty bucks for a fitty cent cd, i would pay a fuckin penny.

wannabe gangster: yo so what nigga, fo' shizzle, yo dawg imma bust a cap in yo ass son.

me: im not your fucking son, retard.

by metallilbanger April 14, 2005

97πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž