ho ho ho

1. What the jolly Santa famously says.
2. What John McClane includes in his hilarious message to Hans Gruber in Die Hard.
3. Destiny's Child.

1. Ho ho ho, merry christmas kiddies.
2. Now I've got a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
3. The bitter cold of christmas time doesn't stop them hangin around on street corners.

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pacifuck

To have sex with your partner to stop their bitching.

Jason pissed me off last night and pacifucked me to get me to quit my bitching.

D.A.R.E.

Drugs
Are
Really
Expensive
A school program that teaches children the truth about drugs.

Through hard work, perseverence, and smart money mangement, Kyle saved his money for weeks and was finally able to buy himself that fat sack of chronic. Thanks D.A.R.E.!

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