tedding out

the act of sneaking out of work early, but leaving your computer on to give the appearance that you are still there

Hey Adam, Jarod and I are tedding out of here to go to the grinder convention in our capri pants

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Dirty Denatale

when you try to catch your own semen in your mouth as you masturbate

I caught Bill doing attempting a dirty denatale in the bathroom at work

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