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The etiology varies based on demographic
Gen X: The flyest female rapper
Millennials: To emulate Kim K, long black hair, big lips, corset, spray tan.
Gen Z: The Flyest female rapper
You seen little Kim? Yeah, she's having her extensions done in her story.
No, I mean Lil Kim, she's on tour, my mom's taking me.
Attractive people under 50 who have used Scandinavian minimalistic ideologies to decorate a space (sometimes a car) and vlog the idea that they barely work and change cities, or countries often, giving the bulk of overworked society a dream. NomadLife is the hashtag, changing hobbies for work is the norm and garnering thousands of followers for free swag is the goal. #NomadLife
Whatever happened to Amy? She get married?
Nope, she's on her third van and in Tulum living the Nomad Life.
She happy?
No one knows, but she's always doing yoga on a cliff
Whiteprivy is something white people do when they desperately want to show they know worlds other than white. It often results in poor singalong to music that has nothing to do with their experience, listing off things they love that are random but related to other cultures, getting inked to show they're privy to things not white, pointing out their love for things made by people of color, especially around people of color.
Why does your friend always sing the worse JayZ lyrics to himself and talk about the existential crises of James Baldwin in his last works whenever he sees me?
Man, it's whiteprivy, we should sing some Bruce Springstein and discuss the privilege of Holden Caulfield every time he's in the car, right?
A really thin waist and really large butt that seams out of place with the rest of the body but looks super fly in Alo.
A butt that looks fake with no apologies or lies and that expects to be admired.
Whoa, your butt is Kim or it's real?
I'm a natural Kim Butt, which means it don't matter.
People who have turned into robots because they are scared to speak lest they get canceled, making the usual red carpet interviews particularly boring, despite the alcohol and starvation for the event.
Natalie Portman and Amanda Seyfried are so boring in interviews.
Nah, they're just cancel scared. Jennifer Lawrence said whatever popped into her brain and then had to disappear for five years.
To hoard, or refuse to part with something despite it being old/broken/in disrepair, found outside someone's house.
"Look at this coffee table I made out of stacked pallets and old thread spools I re-purposed! Isn't it funky?!"
"No, it looks like post-apocalyptic junk."
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Portland studies is when you try and have a basic conversation, but everything has to be filtered because everything is offensive.
"I'm sorry, did you just say your day was crazy? No. Crazy isn't something you should being saying. Ever. This is basic Portland Studies"
"What do you mean by native plant? We say indigenous lettuce. Native plants have very offensive connotations. Read dude. Portland studies."
"To say New Yorkers are fast talkers is slightly xenophobic, be careful with that. Oh, you're from California? Fuck California. We hate all Californians in Portland. Chapter one, Portland studies."