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Lumberloon

It is a no skill deck in clash royale. It takes TWO fingers to destroy someone with it.

and two fingers to get destroyed, too.
There is also a variety, two varieties if I'm correct.

Lumberloon Double Dragon Freeze Golem, which is just simply known as Lumberloon Freeze. It consists of 2 dragons, a freeze, and double dragons.
If I'm correct, there is also a variant with 3 dragons, freeze, barb barrel and tornado too.

MOST lumberloon variations use Barb Barrel instead of Log. Take note of this, as it can help you when in peril, such as a low hp tower in overtime. A fireball/arrows is probably enough to take them out. A tornado to the middle is also enough to kill the barbarian.

The weakness of lumberloon decks is that most of them lack heavy spells. Use this to your advantage.

(btw this thing still hella gay ok i just wanted to point out the weaknesses)

Most people who use this deck are homosexual, or queer.

FemboyThighs: Guys, lumberloon is the best and most skilled deck, and it takes more skill than 2.gay lol (note: 2.6 is actually gay)
Gigachad: yes, 2.6 lacks skill, truly. But, lumberloon takes even less skill.
MASTER WU FROM NINJAGO HOLD ON YOOOO: It's an eye for an eye. It takes two taps to destroy and be destroy.
VentiSimp: no bro, lumberloon is very hard to play and takes skill
ULTRAMAN MAX (HES BACK): no gay here *kicks FemboyThighs and VentiSimp*

by mgkisgood6969 November 22, 2022


Tom MacDonald

bro is a one hit wonder because of His clone rappers song
yeah that's it
and the theory wasn't even half good
you know there's something called "rehab" and "changing tattoos privately"
he looks like logic without glasses

tom MacDonald is a one hit wonder that looks like logic without glasses
tom macdonald: gays eminem and uhh jellymid and all png youtubers are clones and they will make your children praise the illumination (illuminati misspelled on purpose)
any sane human: no, theres something called rehab

by mgkisgood6969 May 30, 2022


CP

Club penguin. Totally doesn't mean anything else.

Npc: Yo, do you like CP?
Npc2: Yeah, I watch CP everyday
Npc: Wait, watch? I'm talking about Club Penguin here.
Npc2: ...
Npc: hold on....

by mgkisgood6969 April 6, 2023


Electro Giant

The Electro Giant card is unlocked from the Electro Valley (Arena 11). He is a single-target, melee-ranged troop with very high hitpoints and low damage that targets only buildings. Enemy units who hit the Electro Giant while being within a 3-tile radius of him will be damaged and stunned with each hit. He generally resembles the Giant, but wears gloves, goggles, and carries what seems to be an electrical device on his back called the Zap Pack. An Electro Giant card costs 8 Elixir to deploy.

You know the goblin giant, right? if you do, you probably also know that you can't counter it with bats. well this thing is immune to every type of low health troop.

This thing is very op. It can't be swarmed, because it has a circle aoe like valkyrie and not a front aoe, unlike mega knight, which you could skarmy at the back.

The inferno tower is partially effective against countering this, since it's a building and it gives princess towers the opportunity to help. Inferno dragon is practically useless since e giant's gay backpack will reset the charge.

Pekka is the only good counter.

If you use this, you are worse than JellyBean (in a satirical way), you have no parents, you are fatherless, you have no home, you have no friends and nobody loves you. You also have no money and you live in every basement if you use this abomination of a card unironically or not because of curiosity.

Scenario at the example.

Bozo: I use Electro Giant, the op card.
Clash Royale players: you are gay. fatherless child.
JellyBean: hmm, I finally found someone worse than me.

by mgkisgood6969 March 28, 2022