Cream show

When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path

4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "

Quim

An antiquated form of describing female genitalia

The professor was speaking about sexual transmitted diseases during the Dark Ages and used the word Quim. A student interrupted asking for the definition and another student shouted out, "man I knew you were a virgin, it means pussy!"

dpm

dumb pathetic male

"He's so clueless about how stupid he sounds he's a dpm"

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GCB

GEOGRAPHICALLY COCK BLOCKED

That guy is stunning but he lives 3000 miles from me
The fucking GCB always getting in my way

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ataraxia

ATARAXIA:
at-uh-rak-see-uh
noun

a state of freedom from emotional disturbance and anxiety; tranquillity.

"Ataraxia should act like a slow-release drug, accumulating over days and weeks. Ancient philosophers believed achieving ataraxia created an emotional homeostasis, where the effect wouldn’t just be a more stable base-level mood, but one that would hopefully flow out to the people around you. If you are more tranquil, you will be less likely to react or combust. So not only do you not ruin your own day, you avoid ruining other people’s too. In a tranquil state you may even make better decisions."

WGT

wgt means wanna get together

Guy texting, "Hey girl you're looking hot. Wishing you were here right now...wgt?"

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sexercise

When the sex is a great physical workout you take care of two needs at the same time; getting laid and daily exercise

man that mia should teach a class on sexerciseshe totally gave me such a workoutI don't need to go to the gym and the sexwas awesome!