untertaining

–adjective

Unamusing; not entertaining.

As expected, my latest attempt at online dating was profoundly untertaining. Internyet!

iTism

A severe form of autism characterized by obsessive interest in one's iPhone and disinterest in those around them.

I suspect that Steve's iTism will only worsen with the release of the iPhone 5G.

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wreck Japan

When something is okay, but not earth shatteringly great.

That joke's not bad Steve, but it's not gonna wreck Japan.

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Swan Out

To yell at or commit violence against a person or persons who have aggravated them as in the film 'Black Swan'.

I will totally swan out on the next person that ruffles my feathers.

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