family guy

A once cancelled t.v. show that has just been re-aired on Fox. Family Guy is a comedy revolving the Griffins family. Peter is the main character who acts dumb, Lois is the mother/wife of the house who often tries to reason sitituations, Brian is the talking dog who acts like an adult, Chris is the fat son who acts just as dumb as his father, Meg is the daughter who is self conscious about herself, and Stewie is the smart talking baby who hates his mother and plans to conquer the world.

Lois: Did you paste your picture over our wedding portrait?
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over mine.
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.

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Chocolate Snowball

1. A piece of shit that is found in snow.

"Don't eat that! It's a piece of shit!"

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ficnizzie

Another way of saying keeping it real. Also a way to answer how you are doing.

"How you doin wodie?" "Ficnizzie, ficnizzie."

pillows

Plural of pillow, any of a specialized type of cushion to be found on a bed used mainly to cradle and support the head while sleeping

Ah, soft, comfortable pillows

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Poopdiculitus

The result of anal sex (giving, not receiving).

I have a severe case of poopdiculitus after having fucked James in the ass.

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vagina juice

Blood from a vagina, typically from when a woman is on her period.

The vagina juice got all over the new sheets.

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fitch

(n.) Either 1) a usu. young, hot woman/girl, or 2) used as a synonym for snizz or pussy, the female sex organs

Damn, look at that sweet fitch, she's hot as hell!

Gimme that fitch, bitch!

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