Spoon

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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spoon

1.my acquaintance, the mutated irish limited edition, deluxe one of a kind spoon.

2.Also the tick's battle cry.

3.Also inferior to the spork.

4.Inferior to the midget in minds

the mutated spoon, Nathan Carrick

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ducks

Plural of duck, a breed of fowl that lives almost wholly atop freshwater lakes when not nesting, flying, or migrating.

Look! Out on the water! Ducks!

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vaginaterian

A male who becomes vegeterian to please his significant other.

Did you hear that Jenny made Danny quit eating meat...he's a fawkeen vaginaterian

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Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

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Abuuh

Ususally growled by tigers or hot women, it is an expression of disbelief or confusion.

Tiger 1: Damn Brittany, is that a blimp or your ass?

Tiger 2: Abuhh ... maybe.

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fozzie

an appropriate name for a woodland creature, especially a ferret.

That ferret named fozzie is the cooolest

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