Linda

Linda is a Karen’s worst nightmare. Karen May complain to your manager, but Linda will have already called corporate. Lindas’ are typically 46 year old moms with three kids, she drives a minivan and always brings scones to the PTA meetings. She uses any excuse to tell you about how she and her children are gluten free and rubs her “perfect parenting” in your face on her blog. You only ever see a Linda wearing a pantsuit but she only works two days a week, and spends her spare time color coding her kids socks for fun, and getting tipsy off box wine and complaining about her husband. She also enjoys embroidering her kids names on the tags of their t-shirts cause she’s “just that good”.

Karen: Is that Linda?
Linda: Oh hey Karen, I see you brought orange slices to the PTA meeting.
Karen: What did you bring?
Linda: Oh just my gluten free, organic, homemade scones, it’s very nutritious, you can find the recipe on my blog.
Karen: *rolls eyes*

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