Michael

When you first meet Michael you'll be slightly intimidated by his resting bitch face, but soon you'll discover how funny and sweet he is. He has the cutest smile on earth and it brightens everyone's day. He has pretty eyes and a perfect body-everyone wants Michael. He gives the best bear hugs and is such a funny guy. He generally likes video games, music and sports. Every day you're friends with him, you learn more and more about how lovely he is. He is angelic and must be protected at all costs (but he's a bitch if he hates you)

person 1: oh look its Michael!

person 2: i hope he notices me

person 3: im wet