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Fat slut, dont tell her ab ur love interests cause she'll try and give them head in the school bathrooms. Literal whore and biggest shit talker, but so irrelevant. Built like a chopstick.
'Why did Lauren follow my boyfriend?'
'Cause she's a slut.'
'Oh but she's so flat bro'
'I know, she looks like enderman'
built like the carriage from cinderella, goes red while walking cause shes so fat, speaks like a man, wears 7 layers of makeup to try and cover up her fatness (doesn't work), tells people her fat is muscle, definitely acts like her tits r her only personality as if she wouldn't have them if she wasn't so fucking obese
'What's that sound?'
'Zoe's probably walking nearby'
Head built like a watermelon, hates when other women are happy, doesn't respect her bf, probably got dropped as a baby
'Why does Sienna look like that?'
'She got dropped as a baby, that's why she's so watermelon-like'
Will sing at any given moment (insert video of the elephant from sing being extra when singing happy birthday, that's her.), WILL TRY AND GET WITH UR EX, the most annoying laugh you'll ever hear, samsung quality person, only personality is men and singing
'What's that weird sound?'
'Probably Rachael laughing'
Built like a log, whole personality is sport even tho shes fat so like its obv not doing much for her, cries over everything, strange obsession with her brother, biggest fucking pick me you'll ever meet
'I'm literally allergic to chlorine'
'Then why do you swim?'
'Because I'm so #athletic and stuff!'
'Ok shutup India'