Crank Space

A part of your living quarters or comfortable spot where you like to masturbate.

Mike: "Over here is the kitchen, there's the bathroom, and on that bean bag in the corner is my crank space."

Mark: "Righteous!"

6👍 1👎

Shiny Faced

When you perform oral sex on a girl then ejaculates on your face leaving it shiny aftermath.

Angel: So i was totally eating out Erika and then she totally basted all over my face!

Yun: Nice, looks you got shiny faced.

5👍 1👎

Dancewich

When you and someone else are dancing and two or more people press up aginst you both while dancing.

Rob: Me and Elise were dancing and all of a sudden four other people came out of no where pressing up against us.

John: Sounds like you guys were in a mad dancewich

You're off my fav 5

A less brutal way of saying "fuck you". Usually stated when small acts that annoy people occur and not a major dick move.

Jimmy: "hey, you gotta light?"

Rob: (pulls out lighter) "nope."

Jimmy: Dude, you're off my fav 5.

Rob: :(

10👍 3👎

Twiggas

A conjunction or "niggas" and "twitter" resulting in twiggas, a close group of friends that all twitter with eachother.

Rob: Hey, there's a party goin' on this weekend

Shaun: Bitchin', let me tell my twiggas what's goin down

27👍 16👎