bauer

v. To seriously wreck someone's flow, especially in the style of Jack Bauer.

Darryl was having a nice day, but I had to bauer his ass when he stepped to my girl.

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woot

see wewt.

wewt. im wooting

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The Nelson

This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.

"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"

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ballet

A form of dance that requires thorough use of technique. Ballet dancers must have this technique and a great deal of strength to be able to do the steps, but also must look graceful and expressive at the same time. Ignorant people do not appreciate the strength and beauty of this high art.

ballet teacher "i want to see you be more expressive with your face"
student "okay, yeah, i was just concentrating on everything else"
ballet teacher "when you're more familiar with the steps it will be easier for you"

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b.m.w.

Bart Muni & Walking

How most of us get around in San Francisco.

While in the bay area, I travel by bmw.

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62

Washed/6 Up/2

That kids 62 he cant even walk! Done With Agravating Drunk Wasted

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fardo

The feeling of embarrassment you have for someone when they can't feel embarrassed themselves.

John was filled with an inescapable sense of fardo at his drunken sister's wedding.

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