Going out on the pull, and scoring the ugliest hag.
fuck me mate, you take a look at what Al is up to? He's only gone off clumping and got himself caught up in some bucket gash! I need a drink, I ca't watch this
Overcharging the poor for an effortless service
Steve came round the other day, wanted to know how mum was doing - fucking billed him triple mate.
I've been billing cunts all night long, can't stop - won't fucking stop