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A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.
I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.
(n.) A serious Pucker hole
A blondie after it passes through the intestines.
Also five-of-a-kind in card game.
I 'm goin' upin ' dat smug brownie.
Alpha ascended from roommates in pod
Charles: Midik is the top dog in our pod!
Lucie*: Don't you mean the podgpd?
Charles: It's podogog, the feminine form is podogag!
SF landlord whose operating premise leases beds.
Building inspectors frown on any podogy that leases for less than 30 days
When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.
person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.
Eyesex is when you get a girl to takeout her glass eye before sex entry, but eyesore of eyesex is the black and blue around the eyes and nose from my balls banging on her face.
Girl One: Do you smell burning rubber?
Answer: Yeah, that's me you are gonna have eyesore of eyesex from that smell.
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A false report and/or occurrence; (ant.) phenomenon
The bright lights on the horizon caused residents to report them as unidentified flying objects. Upon closer review of the video, astronomers classified them as "nonomonon".