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When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.
person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.
SF landlord whose operating premise leases beds.
Building inspectors frown on any podogy that leases for less than 30 days
Pissing out the window, especially upon anyone from Chicago.
Man from CA: When Chichy left, I thought he told me to "Chill the shit".
Man from NY: Why did you pee on him?
Man from CA: Better than throwing that frozen shit on him, right?
Man from NY: Waddaya call what you do?
Man from CA: Sill the Chits.
Man from NY: Too clever, lets get some shitty California pizza.
Alpha ascended from roommates in pod
Charles: Midik is the top dog in our pod!
Lucie*: Don't you mean the podgpd?
Charles: It's podogog, the feminine form is podogag!
Eyesex is when you get a girl to takeout her glass eye before sex entry, but eyesore of eyesex is the black and blue around the eyes and nose from my balls banging on her face.
Girl One: Do you smell burning rubber?
Answer: Yeah, that's me you are gonna have eyesore of eyesex from that smell.
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A false report and/or occurrence; (ant.) phenomenon
The bright lights on the horizon caused residents to report them as unidentified flying objects. Upon closer review of the video, astronomers classified them as "nonomonon".
Place where a great number of kin reside. Town occupied by many inter-related families of individuals.
The use of Villvilly is a modification of the term civility.
Here, in the example, Bill is a resident of Daly City
which for all intents and purpose is a villvilly in
San Mateo
"Whddaya doin here in VILLVILLY?" asked Bill.
"I'm a searching fer William and Willimina, 'ave ya aseen 'em?
"That's my brudder and sister", confided Bill, "they'll be a 'ome
soon, they gone to pay sum udder bills."