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The awkward situation faced by many dog walkers crossing paths when one is on a lead, the other isnt (although many variants are possible with more than one dog per owner.)
The dog owner who has not put their dog on a lead is worried that the owner who has put their dog on a lead is cosidering them to not be in adequate control of their animal.
Likewise the owner who has their dog on a lead may feel they are not giving the dog enough freedom.
Normally resolves itself in one of 3 ways.
1. The non leaded dog owner says 'He's friendly' and the comment is confirmed by the dogs behaviour.
2. The non leaded dog annoys the leaded dog, the leaded dog owner expressed disapproval and apologies are made usually ('Hes normally SOOOOOO friendly!')
3. The owner of the non leaded dog puts their dog on a lead.
-To dog, as if it can understand, while putting lead on it.-
'Sorry mate. Lead differential!'
A 'tramp a go round' is a rotating green cylindrical advertising hoarding that displays the location where it sits (usually near city centre squares and staions.) Due to the higher than average density of tramps at these locations, you often see a 'tramp a go round' and a tramp in the same view.
Birmingham has got 3 tramp a go rounds I have counted so far, and three tramps!
The phrase to describe a situation where you have a large number of facebook 'friends,' some of whom know things about you that they could post that you do not want other friends to know about.
This is a situation best managed by having the correct privacy settings, deleting some of your friends off Facebook and not initiating any posts yourself, thereby preventing a situation where a friend reveals a fact about you that you do not wish someone else knowing about.
Oh sh*t! The surprise party for Fiona will be no surprise if i dont delete that post I made with the comment from Dave about bringing the drinks on Thursday! Time for some Facebook Friend Faction Management!
A collective mass nown for older people. Derives from a habit of slow movement through shop checkouts due to hands 'doddering' or shaking with change.
Ive got 5 minutes to eat this bloody sandwich before Period 4. I go to the supermarket and it takes 15 minutes to get served due to the dodderati in front of me!
When a large number of people mob an individual with simultaneous demands on their time and resources.
Sir, now me, Claire and Hannah want your help it looks like you're being terrored!
BDQ is an acronym for a common phenomenon known as a Badly Defined Queue where it is difficult to tell who is in the queue and who is standing around not in the queue.
I wish they would get some organistation in this place. Talk about a BDQ!
A group of Hashtags together that can all be labelled under one 'Mashtag.'
From 'Ha$htag Tw££t', the tweet-for-prizes prelude to Coronation Street that starts in September 2019 as a reward for mobile users who sign up to a new network consisting of a merger between two large networks, where Hunger Games Capital dressed celebrities float in space reading tweets from their iLenses...........
'Hashtag Sea, Hashtag 40 deg C, Hashtag Sand Between My Feet, Mashtag Summer Heatwave of 2K23!