victory nap

1. (noun) Lasting anywhere from two minutes to more than eight hours, a coma-like sleep induced by the culmination of sexual activity.
Non-gender specific.

2. (verb) The act of victory napping.

1. (n.) "Hey, after your victory nap, you're definitely cooking me breakfast."

2. (v.) "Last night was so much fun, I victory napped until this morning, making myself late for work because I hadn't set an alarm."

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carpal hero syndrome

n. A condition very like carpal tunnel syndrome, occurs when the median nerve, which runs from the forearm into the hand, becomes pressed or squeezed at the wrist due to too many hours of obsessive Guitar Hero play.

Honey, I'd love to vacuum our living room, but I have carpal hero syndrome from sneaking out of bed at 3am to practice Guitar Hero. Sorry.

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