crapshack

where several faves live propping up a bar with their fish

prebooze at crapshack then?

arse over nips

shortened version of arse over nipples
male version of saying arse over tits... when someone falls over spectacularly

it was snowing so much i went arse over nips in the street :s

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surrogate driver

often confused with designated driver - this is when a lady has decided to have a baby on behalf of another lady and therefore cannot drink thus being able to drive safely the drunkards after a night out.

i can drink what i like tonight the surrogate driver is giving me a lift back!

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