Tent City

Where fat women buy their blouses etc.

LaCresha and her 9 sisters are all so fat, they have to shop at Tent City to find anything that fits their lard asses.

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mitch and boan

When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."

I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."

"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."

the doll house

A prison for woman inmates.

Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?

"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."

twat voter

a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.

I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.

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Seacrest out

A way to end a conversation with your home boys; whether on the phone, texting, etc. It use to be "gay", but now it's funny and a smartass way to end the dialogue, and let your buds know that you are tired and need to hit the sack. Based on the radio DJ Ryan Seacrest's catchphrase, when he ends his show: "Seacrest Out."

I was tired of texting with Kurt, on whether Michigan State deserved to be in the Final Four, so I just ended it with "Seacrest Out."

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Dexter Morgan'd

(v) when a scum bag, who deserves to killed, dies by an unknown assailant

In reference to Dexter Morgan, the protagonist on the hugely popular Showtime series "Dexter."

I can't believe that they are prosecuting George for killing Trayvon.

I know, it was just a matter of time before someone would have Dexter Morgan'd his punk ass.

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Facebook Fat

A girl who spends so much time on Facebook, that she gets fat from lack of exercise.

Tiffany use to be so cute, but then she got Facebook Fat. She spends all her spare time on that site.

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