Broxton Park

A K-9 French immersion school in Spruce Grove. For a school in Alberta, it was average, although average in Alberta is abhorrent by international standards. You of course had the teachers who were alleged pedophiles that we never saw the next year because they were quietly let go, but that's only the tip of the iceberg. Ask anyone who went to that school and they will always have something negative to say about it.

One time during lunch period, a classmate of mine went to the sink to add water to their cup of noodles, only to be met with sewage. The water was green, the water was murky, and the water smelt repulsive. I can only imagine what kind of fucked up engineering mishap led to this even being a possibility.

I'm glad that I left that school right as the pandemic hit. I will never have to hear the gremlin children in the hallways screaming at the top of their lungs whatever the current internet brainrot trend is, and I am thankful for that.

Guy #1: Yeah, I went to Broxton Park as a kid.
Guy #2: Dude, I am so sorry for you.