Jack Gibbons

Introducing Jack Gibbons
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.

A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!

However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-

As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote

“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-

very hit or miss may I add

just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.

Person 1: “Hey, have you seen Jack Gibbons?”

Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”

Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”