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The most prominent motherfucker.
Of all the motherfuckers in the world... you are the motherfuckerest.
The amount of friends one has.
Joe pissed me off so I had to scratch him from my friendventory.
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An Arkansan at home in the swamps. One that speaks duck more fluently than a duck and could shoot a horsefly in the eye at a hundred yards. Also, devestatingly handsome and cooler than the internet.
Have you ever hunted with Mike? Man, that dude is one ArkansasSloughboy!!
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Male. To ejaculate in a place other than a vagina.
Did you see Ashley? I'm puttin' her straight in the spank bank and using her for spillin' seed.
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No that's wrong. xanax is made in a few different doses. The small round ones that are peach in color are called peaches. The slightly larger dose which is blue in color and looks like a smaller version of midol (football shaped) is a football. The largest dose which is white and rectangular is called a bar. All are loosely called xanxa-cookies.
dude 1: Want some xanxa-cookies?
dude 2: Whatchoo got? Peaches, footballs, bars?
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