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DIYDILF

A DIYDILF is a Do It Yourself Daddy I'd Like to Fuck, a hot daddy found in a hardware store who makes your crotch stir. The word is a concatenation of the acronyms DIY and DILF.

I was at Bunnings yesterday. Damn, the place was swarming with the hottest DIYDILFs.

by mikey_bear March 8, 2010


Foofer valve

A highly technical description of an electrical part that is unknown

Techo 1: Hey, why isn't that working?
Techo 2: Not sure, I think it's blown a Foofer Valve

by mikey_bear July 2, 2009

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NILM

NILM: Not in, left message

When you've been asked to contact someone and the person you're after doesn't answer their phone or is unavailable, so you leave a message on their voice mail or with another person to relay to them.

I had to call the customer to find out what the problem was but it went through to voice mail. NILM.

by mikey_bear September 7, 2009


meta-paedophile

A person who is inordinately obsessed with the genitalia of vulnerable children, who damages their lives, causes them irreparable harm and whilst not actually a paedophile, to all intents and purposes is destructive in similar ways.

Because Kirralie frequently talks about the penises and vaginas of transgender children, and demonises these vulnerable kids, she is a meta-paedophile.

by mikey_bear August 11, 2023

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