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Someone who puts the lemon on before the sugar on a pancake.
- Surely it doesn't matter which one you put on first? It all gets mixed together anyway, right?
- I pity you. The plight of the nermal is a tragic one.
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Someone who is somewhere between a pussy and a dillweed. Displaying a disinclination to participate in the overly dangerous or the overly macho.
- What do you bench?
- 250.
- pshaw! What a pussweed.
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Not Enough Attention. For when you suspect someone you're chatting with is also chatting with someone else.
Biff: wybu2
Andy: jane was here on the weekend
Andy: she set herself on fire by accident
Andy: she was trying to light the cat
Andy: but the cat outwitted her
Andy: Biff?
Andy: u there?
Biff: lolz
Andy: nea I'm going.
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An animation made with lego and lego men.
Keshen's legomanimation of Cardboard Gear Solid is rad.
A line which is parallel to the ground and just above the highest point of a man's ear which is attached to his head. If his sideburns don't go below this line then he is probably psychotic or at least dangerously stupid.
- We'll be back at around eleven, darling, and Dwayne will be babysitting you till then. If there are any problems at all...
- DWAYNE? Honey, that kid's sideburns are a quarter of an inch above the psycho line. Call the Hamiltons and tell them we're not coming.
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The imprint one person leaves on the internet, which is then out there, traceable and damning.
Jane - Hi Quintus
Quintus - I'm called Ted now. Quintus said a few things he regretted on his myspace page, someone thoughtfully made a mirror of it before he could take it down and he had to change his name. Ted's more anonymous, should be harder to trace my webprint now.