Miles

Miles is a sincere, funny, creative and outwardly well-adjusted person. Outwardly.

Their measured way of communicating can make you feel a little silly at times but they are humble in the way they bring you back down to earth and incredibly humorous in their honesty. Unless they are lying a little or doing a bit but that’s usually funny too!

They are insatiable in their creativity. To such an extent that a good idea can make them put off days worth of sleep. This means that they can be incredibly aloof at times but this is balanced by how they allow themself to be fed by experience and collaboration with other people.

Contrary to popular opinion, Miles is afraid of spiders but that does not mean that they can’t do parkour or that their uncle Aaron didn’t die.

They are incredibly physically fit and a little weird about their family in the same way we all are. But maybe a little worse like most comedians.

A lot of that weirdness is channelled into the weird art they produce and the fairly eccentric stories they tell. Stories that make you stop and think “perhaps they’re really not well adjusted at all” and frankly worried about the metaphor. But interested nonetheless.

If you are lucky enough to meet Miles, kudos to you. Your life is going to change for the better and whether it’s at them or with them, you’re going to laugh at least once.

“Miles has a really cute ass with circular little bum cheeks.”

“Miles only likes fat asses.”

“Miles gives the best rubs.”

“ Gee whiz, what a sick beat! Of course Miles wrote that.”

“Miles could be an eyebrow model.”

“For the good of the world, Miles should never wear a shirt and just always be a little bit naked.”