Maytham

someone that should be able to rule aussie land. caring but doesn't give a fuck. good laugh. kangaroo lover. boxes kangaroos for a living. once u meet him u wish u didn't but eventual u will like him. sometimes stuck in a microwave like one of those 1 minute meals u make in 56 secs. always in his car. He swims on the roads since Australia is constantly flooded. Saltier than kim k. Sweeter than vegemite.

smoothie: hey do you know baked beans?
nationalist: you mean maytham?
smoothie: oh ya this isnt discord.....
maytham enters: lek waaaaaaaaw

illiyeen

gorgeous girl
loves to be black
loves waffles
hates sand
loves slushy on a hot day
ninja
long dark family history
BLM
good at defusing situations
cash app in her bio

someone: hey illiyeen!!!
illiyeen: i love being black