chicken

A chicken is an alien acting as a small farm creature in order to discover the human races secrets and seduce humans into mating with them to produce chickenalienhumankids (CAHK, pronounced cock). A rooster, otherwise known as a cock (adapted from CAHK), is one of these said offspring. Beware of chickens, for once they have found out you know about their true identity they will peck you to death and steal your organs for use in their laboratories back on their home planet, Toilet.

Person One: I found out my chicken's true identity today!
Person Two: SHUT UP!
*Chicken with axe kills both.*

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lisa

Lisa is the greatest badass bitch you have ever laid eyes upon. She is very smart, although can be dumb af sometimes. For example, a Lisa might mistake an echo of a table with a refrigerator turning on (not her fault btw). Lisa is a great reader and will literally sit in her room for months at a time (not moving aka dead), reading. Her laugh sounds like a dying chicken, which is also sometimes a nickname for the infamous "Lisa". Lisa is always right. Don't forget that. Ever.

Person one: OMG DID YOU SEE LISA TODAY?!
Person two: OMG I DID! DID YOU SEE HOW SHE THOUGHT THAT A WALL WAS AN ENTRY TO SPACE?!

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