Scalp

An assembly of 3 or more bald men in the same group, team or social setting.

Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”

Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.

Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.

Also see, Scalping.

Scalping

To be fucked by a group of 3 or more bald men at the same time.

Violet - “Omg last night was crazy, we were fucked by 3 bald guys!”

Louise - “Yea it was quite the scalping! I’m still sore”

Boonratting

The act of pursuing large or obese women in pubs and clubs, while under the influence of alcohol or drugs, and not leaving the establishment until one of them agrees to go back with you for sex.

Vag - “Where is Boon?”
Millz - “Oh he’s just on the dance floor Boonratting, he’s been there three hours already”
Vag - “She has breasts like a size five mitre football”.