McClancy Logic

when there’s a clear cut answer right in front of you but you still act like a fucking idiot instead of solving the problem.

“You have a perfectly beautiful girl in front of you, but let’s wait another year.”

“Oh that kid’s using Mcclancy logic.”

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Samantha Hodurski

some teen from middle village that for some reason loves to lift heavy ass weights and act brawlic, but still be girly and obsessed with boys at the same time.

“Who’s that girl at Phillies?”

“Oh that’s just Samantha Hodurski.”

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twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”