The Banana Effect

When a kidney stone is large enough to destroy a penis, in a fashion similar to parting banana peels.

"OH GOD" "...his penis has undergone the Banana Effect."

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Taco Bitch

Someone who works at Taco Bell.

"Can I take your --" "Shut up and give me a taco, Taco Bitch."

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Padawanker

Someone who gets off to Star Wars porn.

"OH GOD WORK IT JARJAR" "You Padawanker."