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A perfectly smooth pubic area on a women - Entirely absent of hair, stubble or follicle bumps so that the result is as smooth as the belly of a frog
Dude - she must have just come from the spa because she had the perfect frog-bush last night
Unplugging a toilet using your hand because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation
Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to plander that turd free otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister.
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The act of grabbing un-eaten, untouched & abandoned food off a plate at a restaurant & eating it. Usually pizza but sometimes chicken wings.
These people gave up their table & left half a pizza untouched so mike & I ended up Scooby-doing the slices and saved $20
When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
At the end of a significant #2, during cleanup (wiping) and you realize more gas is going to be released and you do not remove your hand from the wiping region and the gas turns out to be a shart which results in you pooping directly into the TP held by the wiping hand.
I thought I was in the clear and started to wipe but I ended up papooping on my hand
A friendly greetIng similar to the fist-bump where the 2 people involved in the greeting lift their respective shirts to expose their bare guts and then bump them together
I was out drinking last night and got this hot milf to gut-bump me after I bought her a shot
When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue
I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube