traggy

Combination of 'trashy' and 'shaggy', usually used to describe one's hair but can be used to describe one's general appearance as well.

Traggy hair is not bed-head hair or blown-in-the wind hair, it's uncooperative hair. Despite your best efforts to make it look good, it just hangs out of style and looks poorly groomed.

Whoa, my hair is traggy today - what was my effort worth? I could have just just run my fingers through my hair after getting out of bed or just come in from the wind.

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breaded porkchop

While have sex with a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out of her and dip it in the sand, then quickly put it back in and finish your business.

She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.