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The act where one tries to tell a pun or joke in another language but it turns out to be totally lame, since the point gets lost in translation.
Most transpuntations are followed by awkward silence.
Serial transpuntators don't ever notice they are not funny and they keep doing it all the time, promting you to improve your fake laughter.
Maarit from Finland decides to pull a transpuntation: 'My mate Santtu was sitting in the pub with a yellowish drink in front of him. I asked "Oh, are you having a Jaloiviina, mate?" "No" he replied, "It's Fisu - I'm working tomorrow.'
Mariit's foreigner friends: *awkward silence*
The act where one takes incredibly long to respond via MSN or Facebook and then comes up with a ridiculously simple and short message. All you see throughout the conversation is '... is typing a message'.
the term springs from the word 'pussyfooting'
Jack got instant wood when Jane said hi to him on Facebook. He was about to tell her he seriously wanted to face fuck her, but instead he backspaced it all and just sent a smiley.
In reality Jane would have been up to get her face fucked, but Jack blew his chance by pussytyping.
A term used when someone's vajayjay smells like it hasn't been washed for the past few days.
John: 'Oh my! I could tell you're serving fish from two corners away.'
Mariah: 'Shut up! I've been begging you to fix the shower for 5 days!'
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An expression used by RuPaul, on the reunion of Rupaul's Drag Race Season 2 Reunion, while he was complimenting Tyra Sanchez on her performance at the Wedding Challenge.
Meaning: someone being or acting instinctively fierce and passionate.
Girl, you let us down this week. Next time I wanna see you set your pussy on fire.
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The signature move of iPhone users: pulling the iPhone out of one's pocket, while pressing the button and twisting it around to the right direction. Usually applied to check the time.
John: "What's the..."
Chuck Norris: "it's 5:10 PM."
John: "OMG your iPull is faster than the speed of sound!"
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Internet years pass much quicker than real years. It is due to the very frequent and enormous amount of updates on blogs and news sites.
Example: if you bump into an image that you had seen days ago it feels like it happened ages ago.
Fred Flinstone's comment: "I can't wait to try this videogame. When is it coming out?"
Michael J. Fox's comment: "Where have you been in the past 100 internet years? Your grandma might have rocked that game."
State of having any other phone than the iPhone.
'Sorry for not contacting you earlier but I am experiencing iPhone envy and every minute spent with my Nokia feels like being trapped in a loveless marriage.'
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